Still going strong
Vi var och badade förra semestern.
Fast Chicko-gubben nu är 13.5 så är det faktiskt bra fart i honom :-)
Men han ska inte simma mer, hans bakben orkar inte det längre :-/
Men han kan springa i vattenbrynet iaf, se bara vilken fart det var på honom.
Dagens skämt:
- Blir du inte trött av att spela schack?
- Jo, alldeles matt!
Fast Chicko-gubben nu är 13.5 så är det faktiskt bra fart i honom :-)
Men han ska inte simma mer, hans bakben orkar inte det längre :-/
Men han kan springa i vattenbrynet iaf, se bara vilken fart det var på honom.
Dagens skämt:
- Blir du inte trött av att spela schack?
- Jo, alldeles matt!
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Dagens skämt:
En man steg på bussen med åtminstone tio barn i släptåg.
En nyfiken äldre käring frågade om alla barnen var hans egna.
- Naturligtvis inte, fräste mannen.
Jag är handelsresande i kondomer och de här barnen har lämnats in i samband med klagomål på mina varor.
Kaffe med dopp
Jag begär inte ett f...
Men ett s vore inte så dumt...
Men inte ens det..
Jaja, det är bara 390 dagar kvar nu.
Men ett s vore inte så dumt...
Men inte ens det..
Jaja, det är bara 390 dagar kvar nu.
Dagens skämt:
En gång satt jag på ett flygplan och piloterna började med sina vanliga anrop:
- Två tusen fot...
Men så glömde de att stänga av mikrofonen och den ena piloten sa till sin kollega:
- Det skulle vara gott med en kopp kaffe och en avsugning!
Då rusade flygvärdinnan fram och en av passagerarna sa:
- DU GLÖMDE KAFFET!!